Everyone say hello to Cadence Calibre! She just graduated art school. Like most artists, Cadence struggles. She lives in her studio, which is in a bad part of town, and she eats a lot of noodles boiled in water. Sometimes, for a treat, she'll sprinkle a hard-boiled egg over those noodles. Today's she's having a hard time at the easel, mainly cause her stomach's growling. We felt bad for her, so we sent Mr. POV over with a load a protein. How about that for being nice? Cadence is greedy though, and she wants more; in addition, she's so tired of painting faces, all she wants is her face painted. We were feeling especially nice, so Mr. POV brought along another of his golf partners. He paints her face alright; in fact, we don't think Jackson Pollock coulda done a better job!! Cadence called her facial mess a "masterpiece". You be the judge.

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